I hope your kids have bad influences and develop bad personalities. I wish this with all my heart.

Older Daughter: Mom, what is a “cunt”?
Mother: Where did you learn that word?
Older Daughter: On a case on top of the VCR.
Mother: A “cunt” is a large lamp. Example: The “cunt” switched off and the room got all dark.
Dogtooth, Giorgos Lanthimos, 2009